SlowRing

Shirts for the people who read the error code.

Error codes, cmdlets and support-speak, drawn as situations and printed large. If the joke needs explaining, it was not written for you.

21 designs · printed to order · five colourways

The Safety Net Tee

The Safety Net Tee

Anyone who has ever run a destructive script against production.

general
Working As Designed Tee

Working As Designed Tee

Anyone who has had a real bug closed with these three words.

general
Silent Sign-In Failure Tee

Silent Sign-In Failure Tee

Identity engineers who can read this error code without looking it up.

entra
Open Relay Tee

Open Relay Tee

Mail admins who have found a connector accepting anonymous submissions.

exchange
Immortal Infrastructure Tee

Immortal Infrastructure Tee

Exchange admins still migrating something that predates their career.

exchange
No Test Tenant Tee

No Test Tenant Tee

Admins whose change window is whenever users are asleep.

general
Not Compliant Tee

Not Compliant Tee

Endpoint admins, and anyone the policy has locked out of their own mail.

intune
Slow Ring Tee

Slow Ring Tee

Admins waiting on a feature everyone else already has.

general
Cloud Time Tee

Cloud Time Tee

Anyone who has been told a change is applied and then waited two days for it.

general
Break Glass Tee

Break Glass Tee

Identity admins who keep an emergency account nobody is allowed to touch.

entra
Turned It Off Tee

Turned It Off Tee

The admin who quietly disabled the rollout everyone was excited about.

copilot
Oversharing Tee

Oversharing Tee

Anyone who audited permissions the week the assistant went live.

copilot
Copilot Found It Tee

Copilot Found It Tee

The admin who got that support ticket and knew immediately what happened.

copilot
I Thought E5 Was Enough Tee

I Thought E5 Was Enough Tee

Anyone who has discovered the top tier has tiers above it.

licensing
Teams Team Tee

Teams Team Tee

The person whose actual job title contains the same word three times.

teams
Six Workloads Tee

Six Workloads Tee

Admins who know exactly how much gets provisioned by one button.

teams
Blocked By DLP Tee

Blocked By DLP Tee

Anyone whose legitimate email was stopped for containing a number.

compliance
Still On Hold Tee

Still On Hold Tee

Whoever inherited a hold nobody is authorised to release.

compliance
Released From Quarantine Tee

Released From Quarantine Tee

Mail admins, and the newsletter that finally got through.

security
Nine Portals One Setting Tee

Nine Portals One Setting Tee

Anyone who keeps a bookmarks folder just for admin consoles.

general
Office 364 Tee

Office 364 Tee

Anyone who has read an incident report explaining why it does not count.

general